# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 102
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2024 "2020-01-03T10:03:40Z")
2102 HEY, WHERE’D EVERYBODY GO???a ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2025 "2020-01-03T20:54:35Z")
2103 Still here. She swallowed the fly. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2026 "2020-01-04T01:10:20Z")
2104 I guess she’ll die. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2027 "2020-01-04T04:59:28Z")
2105 I know an old lady who swallowed a dog ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2028 "2020-01-04T06:23:30Z")
2106 What a hog, to swallow a dog! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2029 "2020-01-04T08:11:47Z")
2107 She swallowed the dog… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2030 "2020-01-04T12:41:45Z")
2108 …to catch the cat, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2031 "2020-01-04T20:03:49Z")
2109 She swallowed the cat… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2032 "2020-01-04T20:22:09Z")
2110 To catch the bird… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2033 "2020-01-04T20:45:26Z")
2111 She swallowed the bird… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2034 "2020-01-04T22:08:15Z")
2112 To catch the spider ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2035 "2020-01-04T22:50:03Z")
2113 That wiggled and jiggled… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2036 "2020-01-04T22:54:49Z")
2114 And tickled inside her ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2020, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2037 "2020-01-04T23:10:45Z")
2115 She swallowed the spider ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2038 "2020-01-05T00:06:11Z")
2116 To catch the fly ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2039 "2020-01-05T05:37:23Z")
2117 I don’t know why… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2020, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2040 "2020-01-05T05:58:40Z")
2118 She swallowed the fly ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2020, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2041 "2020-01-05T06:12:21Z")
2119 I guess she’ll die. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2020, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2042 "2020-01-05T07:20:39Z")
2120 I know an old lady ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2020, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2043 "2020-01-05T15:46:26Z")
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