# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 103
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2020, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2044 "2020-01-05T19:42:34Z")
2122 She just opened her throat ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2020, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2045 "2020-01-05T21:51:09Z")
2123 …to swallow a goat! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2020, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2046 "2020-01-05T22:08:54Z")
2124 She swallowed the goat ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2047 "2020-01-06T00:02:46Z")
2125 to catch the dog, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2048 "2020-01-06T06:48:13Z")
2126 She swallowed the dog ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2049 "2020-01-06T09:11:32Z")
2127 To catch the cat, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2050 "2020-01-06T22:06:16Z")
2128 She swallowed the cat ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2051 "2020-01-07T00:33:22Z")
2129 To catch the bird, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2052 "2020-01-07T01:19:15Z")
2130 And she swallowed the bird ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2053 "2020-01-07T02:25:51Z")
2131 To catch the spider… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2054 "2020-01-07T03:10:42Z")
2132 Who wiggled and jiggled ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2055 "2020-01-07T04:04:53Z")
2133 And tickled inside her. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2056 "2020-01-07T04:47:24Z")
2134 And she swallowed the spider ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2057 "2020-01-07T07:39:55Z")
2135 To catch the fly. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2058 "2020-01-07T21:22:53Z")
2136 But I don’t know why ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2059 "2020-01-08T00:43:06Z")
2137 She swallowed a fly. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2060 "2020-01-08T01:37:39Z")
2138 I guess she’ll die. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2061 "2020-01-08T02:31:23Z")
2139 I know an old lady ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2062 "2020-01-08T04:20:48Z")
2140 Who swallowed a minister ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2063 "2020-01-08T11:26:50Z")
2141 Isn’t that sinister, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=102) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=104)