# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 104
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2064 "2020-01-08T23:06:09Z")
2142 To swallow a minister ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2065 "2020-01-09T00:49:23Z")
2143 She swallowed a minister ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2066 "2020-01-09T05:52:55Z")
2144 To catch the goat ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2067 "2020-01-09T09:08:52Z")
2145 And she swallowed a goat ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2068 "2020-01-09T21:19:15Z")
2146 To catch the dog ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2069 "2020-01-09T21:21:50Z")
2147 And she swallowed a dog ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2070 "2020-01-09T21:52:14Z")
2148 To catch the cat ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2071 "2020-01-09T22:28:53Z")
2149 She swallowed the cat ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2020, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2072 "2020-01-09T23:18:14Z")
2150 To catch the bird ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2073 "2020-01-10T06:05:51Z")
2151 And she swallowed the bird ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2074 "2020-01-10T06:26:49Z")
2152 To catch the spider ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2075 "2020-01-10T06:43:41Z")
2153 That wiggled and jiggled ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2076 "2020-01-10T07:08:41Z")
2154 And tickled inside her ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2077 "2020-01-10T07:53:21Z")
2155 And she swallowed the spider ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2078 "2020-01-10T08:24:50Z")
2156 To catch the fly ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2079 "2020-01-10T09:38:31Z")
2157 But I don’t know why ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2080 "2020-01-10T10:23:44Z")
2158 She swallowed the fly. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2081 "2020-01-10T18:03:26Z")
2159 I guess she’ll die. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2082 "2020-01-10T22:24:51Z")
2160 I know an old lady ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2083 "2020-01-11T21:19:46Z")
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