# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 105
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2084 "2020-01-12T07:18:50Z")
2162 Isn’t that preposterous ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2085 "2020-01-12T07:42:58Z")
2163 (Are we free slamming this poem, now?) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2086 "2020-01-12T08:29:02Z")
2164 No, **Beck** , just going by the lyrics I found online. Though I will be glad to get to the end of this one. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2087 "2020-01-12T08:33:49Z")
2165 I thought I was going crazy. This poem never ends. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2088 "2020-01-12T08:38:33Z")
2166 No, the rhinoceros verse is the last before the horse verse–which is very short, because when she swallows the horse, she’s dead, of course. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2089 "2020-01-12T09:25:18Z")
2167 Let’s declare this one mercifully finished. ---
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2168 Thankfully! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2020, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2091 "2020-01-12T10:43:37Z")
2169 So what’s next? ---
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2170 I don’t know. We can’t do the “In five hundred years” thing any more, but I think we should also set aside the songs for a while. Or go to songs and poems that mre people are likely to know–we got a little obscure there for a while. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2093 "2020-01-13T05:24:25Z")
I got nuthin’. 2171 500 years since the first Jewish families settled in Berlin, at the invitation of Frederick William, Elector of Brandenburg. Ultimately, this doesn’t end well. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2094 "2020-01-13T05:29:21Z")
2172 Twinkle, twinkle, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2095 "2020-01-13T05:51:12Z")
2173 Little star, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2096 "2020-01-13T22:29:12Z")
2174 How I wonder ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2097 "2020-01-13T23:11:55Z")
2175 What you are. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2020, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2098 "2020-01-13T23:41:38Z")
2176 Up above the world so high, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2099 "2020-01-14T09:48:05Z")
2177 Like a diamond in the sky. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2100 "2020-01-14T21:05:05Z")
2178 Twinkle, twinkle ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2101 "2020-01-14T21:44:36Z")
2179 Little star, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2102 "2020-01-14T21:58:53Z")
2180 How I wonder ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2103 "2020-01-15T01:34:26Z")
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