# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 108
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2020, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2144 "2020-01-20T10:05:13Z")
2222 Hey Jude, don’t make it bad ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2020, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2145 "2020-01-20T11:44:21Z")
2223 Take a sad song ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2020, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2146 "2020-01-20T22:44:44Z")
2224 And make it better ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2020, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2147 "2020-01-20T22:55:44Z")
2225 Remember to let her under your skin ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2020, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2148 "2020-01-20T23:11:37Z")
2226 Then you’ll begin ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2149 "2020-01-21T06:52:30Z")
2227 To make it better ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2150 "2020-01-21T07:29:31Z")
2228 Better better better better better, ah! (Can we skip the endless “na-na-nas” from here on?) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2151 "2020-01-21T07:56:03Z")
2229 Yeah, you know you can make it, Jude ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2152 "2020-01-21T08:50:36Z")
2230 Not sure where to go from here. It’s pretty much you and me, **Panache**. So, we might as well deal. If I was to say to you, “It was an early morning barroom, and the place just opened up,” how would you respond? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2153 "2020-01-21T10:34:09Z")
2231 And the little man come in so fast ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2154 "2020-01-21T11:22:11Z")
2232 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2155 "2020-01-21T14:03:46Z")
2233 And it started at his cups ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2156 "2020-01-21T23:15:14Z")
2234 And the broad who served the whiskey ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2157 "2020-01-22T00:00:12Z")
2235 She was a big old friendly girl ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2158 "2020-01-22T00:13:45Z")
2236 And she tried to fight her empty nights ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2159 "2020-01-22T06:35:13Z")
2237 By smilin’ at the world ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2160 "2020-01-22T07:09:07Z")
2238 And she said "Hey Bub, It’s been awhile, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2161 "2020-01-22T12:49:01Z")
2239 Since you been around, ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2162 "2020-01-22T16:02:08Z")
2240 Where the hell you been hiding? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2163 "2020-01-22T17:35:53Z")
2241 And why you look so down? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=107) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=109)