# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 109
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2164 "2020-01-22T22:15:51Z")
2242 But the little man just sat there like he’d never heard a sound. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2165 "2020-01-22T23:29:19Z")
2243 The waitress she gave out with a cough, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2166 "2020-01-22T23:48:11Z")
2244 And acting not the least put off, ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2167 "2020-01-23T00:32:36Z")
2245 She spoke once again ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2168 "2020-01-23T00:46:07Z")
2246 She said, "I don’t want to bother you. ---
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2247 Consider it’s understood. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2170 "2020-01-23T07:00:21Z")
2248 I know I’m not no beauty queen ---
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2249 But I sure can listen good." ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2172 "2020-01-23T07:15:37Z")
2250 And the little man took his drink in his hand, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2173 "2020-01-23T07:27:03Z")
2251 And he raised it to his lips ---
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2252 He took a couple of sips ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2175 "2020-01-23T22:08:07Z")
2253 And he told the waitress this story. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2176 "2020-01-24T02:44:21Z")
2254 I am the midnight watchman down at Miller’s Tool and Die ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2177 "2020-01-24T02:50:36Z")
2255 And I watch the metal rusting, and I watch the time go by. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2178 "2020-01-24T03:16:47Z")
2256 A week ago at the Diner, I stopped to get a bite ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2179 "2020-01-24T03:42:38Z")
2257 And this here lovely lady, she sat two seats from my right. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2180 "2020-01-24T04:04:10Z")
2258 And lord, lord, lord she was alright… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2181 "2020-01-24T04:42:00Z")
2259 Well, she was so damned beautiful, that she could warm a winter’s frost. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2182 "2020-01-24T10:55:34Z")
2260 But she looked long past lonely, and well nigh kinda lost. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2183 "2020-01-24T11:31:38Z")
2261 Now I’m not much of a mover, or a pick-em-up easy guy [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=108) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=110)