# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 110
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2184 "2020-01-24T12:00:36Z")
2262 But I decided to glide on over and give her one good try. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2185 "2020-01-24T20:40:21Z")
2263 And Lord, Lord, Lord; she was worth a try. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2186 "2020-01-25T01:05:19Z")
2264 And I was tongued-tied like a school boy, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2187 "2020-01-25T07:31:47Z")
2265 … and I stammered out some words. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2188 "2020-01-25T10:58:21Z")
2266 It did not seem to matter much 'cause I don’t think she heard. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2189 "2020-01-25T11:22:29Z")
2267 She just looked clear on through me to a space back in my head ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2190 "2020-01-25T11:35:06Z")
2268 And it shamed me into silence, as quietly she said, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2191 "2020-01-25T21:19:16Z")
2269 'If you want me to come with you, then that’s all right with me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2192 "2020-01-25T21:55:10Z")
2270 'Cause I know I’m going nowhere and anywhere’s a better place to be, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2193 "2020-01-25T22:22:47Z")
2271 Anywhere’s a better place to be.’ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2194 "2020-01-26T05:28:06Z")
2272 When I drove her to my boarding house and I took her up to my room, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2195 "2020-01-26T08:31:32Z")
2273 And I went to turn on the only light to brighten up the gloom. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2196 "2020-01-26T13:52:25Z")
2274 But she said, “Please leave the light off, oh, I don’t mind the dark.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2197 "2020-01-26T21:14:08Z")
2275 And as her clothes all tumbled 'round her, I could hear my heart. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2198 "2020-01-26T22:34:18Z")
2276 The moonlight shown upon her as she lay back in my bed. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2199 "2020-01-26T23:07:59Z")
2277 It was the kind of scene I only had imagined in my head. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2200 "2020-01-26T23:28:01Z")
2278 I just could not believe it, to think that she was real. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2201 "2020-01-27T04:45:48Z")
2279 And as I tried to tell her she said 'Shhh… I know just how you feel. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2202 "2020-01-27T09:41:46Z")
2280 And if you want to come here with me that’s all right with me, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2203 "2020-01-27T23:38:31Z")
2281 ‘Cause I’ve been oh so lonely, lovin’ someone is a better way to be. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=109) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=111)