# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 111
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2204 "2020-01-28T00:33:00Z")
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2205 "2020-01-28T00:34:19Z")
2282 Anywhere’s a better way to be… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2206 "2020-01-28T00:41:14Z")
2283 The morning came so swiftly as I held her in my arms, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2207 "2020-01-28T05:45:06Z")
2284 She slept like a baby, snug and safe from harm. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2208 "2020-01-28T06:11:06Z")
2285 I did not want to scare her or dare to break the mood, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2209 "2020-01-28T06:27:54Z")
2286 So before she woke I went out to buy us both some food. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2210 "2020-01-28T06:40:04Z")
2287 I came back with my paper bag to find she had gone… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2211 "2020-01-28T06:56:51Z")
2288 She’d left a six word letter saying, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2212 "2020-01-28T11:15:40Z")
2289 “It’s time that I moved on.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2213 "2020-01-28T23:55:44Z")
2290 The waitress took her bar rag, and she wiped it across her eyes, ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2214 "2020-01-29T01:21:00Z")
2291 As she spoke he voice came out as something like a sigh… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2215 "2020-01-29T01:33:00Z")
2292 She said "I wish that I was beautiful, or that you were halfway blind. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2216 "2020-01-29T02:30:43Z")
2293 And I wish I weren’t so goddamned fat, I wish that you were mine, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2217 "2020-01-29T02:58:08Z")
2294 And I wish that you’d come with me, when I leave for home. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2218 "2020-01-29T10:55:13Z")
2295 For we both know all about emptiness and livin’ all alone." ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2219 "2020-01-29T11:01:47Z")
2296 And the little man, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2220 "2020-01-29T11:32:13Z")
2297 Looked at the empty glass in his hand, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2221 "2020-01-29T12:13:09Z")
2298 And he smiled a crooked grin, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2222 "2020-01-29T13:01:16Z")
2299 He said, "I guess I’m out of gin, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2223 "2020-01-29T21:36:02Z")
2300 And know we both have been so lonely. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=110) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=112)