# Count To A Million Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 112

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2224 "2020-01-29T21:49:41Z")

</div>

2301

And if you want me to come with you,

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2225 "2020-01-29T22:03:58Z")

</div>

2302

Then that’s all right with me.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2226 "2020-01-30T03:59:43Z")

</div>

2303

‘Cause I know I’m goin’ nowhere,

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2227 "2020-01-30T04:53:07Z")

</div>

2304

… and anywhere’s a better place to be."

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2228 "2020-01-30T11:12:40Z")

</div>

2305

The end.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2229 "2020-01-30T15:16:16Z")

</div>

2306

Well, the South Side of Chicago

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2230 "2020-01-30T22:28:49Z")

</div>

2307

Is the baddest part of town

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2231 "2020-01-31T05:54:25Z")

</div>

2308

And if you go down there

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2232 "2020-01-31T08:08:44Z")

</div>

2309

You better just beware

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2233 "2020-01-31T16:37:20Z")

</div>

2310

Of a man named Leroy Brown.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2234 "2020-01-31T20:17:00Z")

</div>

2311

Now Leroy’s more than trouble

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2235 "2020-02-01T00:09:58Z")

</div>

2312

You see he stand 'bout six foot four;

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2236 "2020-02-01T06:27:34Z")

</div>

2313

All the downtown ladies call him “Treetop Lover,”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2237 "2020-02-01T10:19:37Z")

</div>

2314

All the men just call him “Sir”.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2238 "2020-02-01T12:05:27Z")

</div>

2315

And it’s bad, bad Leroy Brown,

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2239 "2020-02-01T16:04:32Z")

</div>

2316

The baddest man in the whole damn town,

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2240 "2020-02-01T19:33:44Z")

</div>

2317

Badder than old King Kong,

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2241 "2020-02-01T21:29:30Z")

</div>

2318

Meaner than a junkyard dog.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2242 "2020-02-01T22:29:18Z")

</div>

2319

Now Leroy he’s a gambler,

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2243 "2020-02-01T22:54:47Z")

</div>

2320

And he like his fancy clothes,

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=111)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=113)