# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 113
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2244 "2020-02-02T00:14:47Z")
2321 And he like to wave his diamond rings ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2245 "2020-02-02T00:38:27Z")
2322 On everybody’s nose. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2246 "2020-02-02T04:46:52Z")
2323 He got a custom Continental ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2247 "2020-02-02T05:11:05Z")
2324 He got an Eldorado too, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2248 "2020-02-02T20:22:04Z")
2325 He got a thirty two gun in his pocket for fun ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2249 "2020-02-02T21:10:57Z")
2326 He got a razor in his shoe. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2250 "2020-02-02T21:17:53Z")
2327 And it’s bad, bad Leroy Brown ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2251 "2020-02-02T22:54:33Z")
2328 The baddest man in the whole damn town, ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2252 "2020-02-03T02:45:40Z")
2329 Badder than old King Kong ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2253 "2020-02-03T08:45:04Z")
2330 Meaner than a junkyard dog. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2254 "2020-02-03T14:02:54Z")
2331 Now Friday 'bout a week ago ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2255 "2020-02-03T17:48:29Z")
2332 Leroy shootin’ dice, ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2256 "2020-02-03T19:13:51Z")
2333 And at the edge of the bar ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2257 "2020-02-03T23:00:51Z")
2334 Sat a girl named Doris ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2258 "2020-02-04T03:36:27Z")
2335 And ooh that girl looked nice. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2259 "2020-02-04T05:26:21Z")
2336 Well he cast his eyes upon her, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2260 "2020-02-04T05:29:44Z")
2337 And the trouble soon began. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2261 "2020-02-04T05:34:29Z")
2338 And Leroy Brown learned a lesson ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2262 "2020-02-04T06:22:18Z")
2339 ‘Bout messin’ with the wife of a jealous man. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2263 "2020-02-04T08:03:12Z")
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