# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 114
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2264 "2020-02-04T13:54:53Z")
2341 The baddest man in the whole damned town, ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2265 "2020-02-04T14:46:25Z")
2342 Badder than old King Kong ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2266 "2020-02-04T21:39:13Z")
2343 And meaner than a junkyard dog. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2267 "2020-02-04T23:45:51Z")
2344 Well the two men took to fightin’, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2268 "2020-02-05T00:06:15Z")
2345 And when they pulled them off the floor, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2269 "2020-02-05T00:27:21Z")
2346 Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2270 "2020-02-05T02:26:08Z")
2347 With a couple of pieces gone. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2271 "2020-02-05T03:56:20Z")
2348 And it’s bad, bad Leroy Brown, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2272 "2020-02-05T05:50:49Z")
2349 The baddest man in the whole damned town ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2273 "2020-02-06T05:40:25Z")
2359 Our paths have crossed and parted, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2274 "2020-02-06T06:11:21Z")
2360 This love affair was started ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2275 "2020-02-06T06:13:57Z")
2361 Long, long, ago. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2276 "2020-02-06T06:18:26Z")
2362 This love survives the ages, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2277 "2020-02-06T06:21:58Z")
2363 As an aside, **Panache** , **Elendil’s Heir** , and other interested parties, here’s the prettiest version I’ve ever heard of that song. Yes, I believe that it even outshines that of Jessica Harper: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/f8J0e9d9wHA/hqdefault.jpg "Old Souls - Phantom of the Paradise - cover") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8J0e9d9wHA) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2278 "2020-02-06T06:23:22Z")
2364 Continuing with the song: This love survives the ages, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2279 "2020-02-06T13:15:31Z")
2365 In its story, lives are pages; ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2280 "2020-02-06T15:02:50Z")
Thanks, **Spoons**! 2366 Fill them up ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2281 "2020-02-06T17:09:49Z")
2367 May ours turn slow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2282 "2020-02-06T21:30:38Z")
2368 Our love is a strong love, baby, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2020, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2283 "2020-02-07T01:17:08Z")
2369 We give it all and still receive. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=113) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=115)