# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 117
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2020, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2324 "2020-02-12T04:23:29Z")
2410 There’s a sun show every second. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2020, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2325 "2020-02-12T05:28:17Z")
2411 Now the curtain opens on a portrait of today, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2020, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2326 "2020-02-12T05:53:47Z")
2412 And the streets are paved with passersby, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2020, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2327 "2020-02-12T06:15:05Z")
2413 And pigeons fly ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2328 "2020-02-12T14:27:27Z")
2414 And papers lie ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2329 "2020-02-12T22:13:50Z")
2415 Waiting to blow away. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2020, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2330 "2020-02-13T02:06:14Z")
2416 Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2020, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2331 "2020-02-13T05:47:28Z")
2417 There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2020, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2332 "2020-02-13T06:31:51Z")
2418 And the sun poured in like butterscotch and stuck to all my senses. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2020, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2333 "2020-02-13T06:42:54Z")
2419 Oh, won’t you stay ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2020, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2334 "2020-02-13T11:20:40Z")
2420 We’ll put on the day ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2335 "2020-02-14T04:32:15Z")
2421 And we’ll talk in present tenses. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2336 "2020-02-14T05:57:47Z")
2422 When the curtain closes and the rainbow runs away, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2337 "2020-02-14T06:19:15Z")
2423 I will bring you incense owls by night, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2338 "2020-02-14T07:32:32Z")
2424 By candlelight, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2339 "2020-02-14T08:12:06Z")
2425 By jewel-light, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2340 "2020-02-14T08:23:20Z")
2426 If only you will stay. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2341 "2020-02-14T08:24:36Z")
2427 Pretty baby, won’t you ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2342 "2020-02-14T12:43:40Z")
2428 Wake up, it’s a Chelsea morning. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2343 "2020-02-14T17:36:31Z")
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