# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 118
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2344 "2020-02-14T21:31:18Z")
2430 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2345 "2020-02-14T22:12:18Z")
2431 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2020, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2346 "2020-02-14T22:20:11Z")
2432 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2347 "2020-02-15T06:45:39Z")
2433 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2348 "2020-02-15T07:09:30Z")
2434 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2349 "2020-02-15T07:17:40Z")
_In the year 2435…_ Naw, Zager and Evans would never go for that. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2350 "2020-02-15T07:19:51Z")
_2,436 bottle of beer on the wall…_ Forget that one. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2351 "2020-02-15T23:10:44Z")
2437 I got nuthin’. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2020, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2352 "2020-02-15T23:56:33Z")
2438 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2020, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2353 "2020-02-16T05:06:14Z")
2439 In this life I’ve seen everything I can see, woman ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2020, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2354 "2020-02-16T05:10:14Z")
2440 I’ve seen lovers flying through the air ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2020, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2355 "2020-02-16T11:06:34Z")
2441 Hand in hand ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2020, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2356 "2020-02-16T11:21:29Z")
2442 I’ve seen babies dancing in the midnight sun ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2020, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2357 "2020-02-16T11:33:32Z")
2443 And I’ve seen dreams that came from the heavenly skies above ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2020, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2358 "2020-02-16T18:00:35Z")
2444 I’ve seen old men crying at their own grave sides ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2020, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2359 "2020-02-16T21:41:16Z")
2445 And I’ve seen pigs all sitting watching picture slides, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2020, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2360 "2020-02-16T21:54:51Z")
2446 But I never seen nothin’ like you. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2020, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2361 "2020-02-16T22:44:18Z")
2447 Do ya, do ya want my love? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2362 "2020-02-17T05:02:43Z")
2448 Do you, do you want my face, I need it! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2363 "2020-02-17T05:40:14Z")
2449 Do you, do you want my mind, I’m saying it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=117) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=119)