# Count To A Million Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2020, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2444 "2020-03-02T22:14:41Z")

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2445 "2020-03-03T04:31:02Z")

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Golly, it’s Bengali:

দুই হাজার, পাঁচশত ত্রিশ জন

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2446 "2020-03-03T05:00:06Z")

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2447 "2020-03-03T05:42:37Z")

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Some Somali:

laba kun, shan boqol iyo soddon iyo laba

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2448 "2020-03-03T07:05:00Z")

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2449 "2020-03-03T07:15:52Z")

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Some choice Chichewa:

zikwi ziwiri, mazana asanu mphambu makumi atatu kudza anayi

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2450 "2020-03-03T07:39:41Z")

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2535

Why do I feel like I’m playing the straight man?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2451 "2020-03-03T11:57:35Z")

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Because you AR(menian) the straight man:

երկու հազար, հինգ հարյուր երեսուն վեց

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2452 "2020-03-03T23:02:46Z")

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2537

Okay, that made me laugh. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2453 "2020-03-04T05:09:58Z")

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Now you can laugh at some Latvian:

divi tūkstoši pieci simti trīsdesmit astoņi

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2454 "2020-03-04T05:37:08Z")

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2539

Maybe we should get back to song lyrics.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2455 "2020-03-04T12:26:27Z")

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2540

Ok… but in what language?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2456 "2020-03-04T22:40:31Z")

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2541

Well, English worked pretty well last time.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2457 "2020-03-04T22:58:59Z")

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2542

Ok, got a song?

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**Author:** ![Dude111](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba8739/32.png) [@Dude111](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dude111)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2458 "2020-03-04T23:33:50Z")

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2020, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2459 "2020-03-04T23:41:15Z")

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2460 "2020-03-05T00:00:22Z")

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2545

I’ll think of one.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2461 "2020-03-05T00:15:30Z")

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2462 "2020-03-05T01:37:15Z")

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All my life’s a circle;

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2463 "2020-03-05T05:59:40Z")

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Sunrise and sundown;

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