# Count To A Million Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2704 "2020-04-01T04:06:17Z")

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2789

Up on his back, Away I did ride…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2705 "2020-04-01T05:04:31Z")

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2790

Just as fast as I could from the West Texas town of El Paso

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2706 "2020-04-01T06:00:17Z")

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2791

Out to the badlands of New Mexico

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2020, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2707 "2020-04-01T23:06:36Z")

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2792

Back in El Paso my life would be worthless

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2708 "2020-04-02T00:19:16Z")

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2793

Everything’s gone in life; nothing is left

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2709 "2020-04-02T01:41:36Z")

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2794

But it’s been so long since I’ve seen the young maiden

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2710 "2020-04-02T02:24:38Z")

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2795  
My love is stronger than my fear of death…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2711 "2020-04-02T03:01:49Z")

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2796

I saddled up and away I did go,

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2712 "2020-04-02T04:24:22Z")

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2797

Riding alone in the dark

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2713 "2020-04-02T04:56:10Z")

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2798

Maybe tomorrow a bullet may find me

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2714 "2020-04-02T08:13:24Z")

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2799

Tonight nothing’s worse than this pain in my heart

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2715 "2020-04-02T08:25:48Z")

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2800

And at last here I am on the hill overlooking El Paso

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2716 "2020-04-02T17:57:46Z")

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2801

I can see Rosa’s cantina below

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2717 "2020-04-02T21:46:06Z")

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2802

My love is strong and it pushes me onward,

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2718 "2020-04-02T22:09:28Z")

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2803

Down off the hill to Felina I go.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2719 "2020-04-02T22:18:01Z")

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2804

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys…

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2720 "2020-04-02T22:32:54Z")

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2805

Off to my left ride a dozen or more

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2721 "2020-04-03T04:09:52Z")

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2806

Shouting and shooting, I can’t let them catch me;

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2722 "2020-04-03T04:19:46Z")

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2807

I’ve got to make it to Rosa’s back door.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2723 "2020-04-03T04:25:11Z")

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2808

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel

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