# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 137
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2724 "2020-04-03T05:17:09Z")
2809 … a deep burning pain in my side. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2725 "2020-04-03T06:10:50Z")
2810 Though I am trying to stay in the saddle, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2726 "2020-04-03T06:34:01Z")
2811 I’m getting weary, unable to ride. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2727 "2020-04-03T07:33:50Z")
2812 But my love for Felina is strong, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2728 "2020-04-03T07:52:29Z")
2813 … and I rise where I’ve fallen. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2729 "2020-04-03T14:49:11Z")
2814 Though I am weary I can’t stop to rest ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2730 "2020-04-03T21:53:06Z")
2815 I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2020, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2731 "2020-04-03T22:09:16Z")
2816 I feel the bullet go deep in my chest. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2732 "2020-04-04T02:36:43Z")
2817 From out of nowhere, Felina has found me ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2733 "2020-04-04T02:47:36Z")
2818 Kissing my cheek, as she kneels by my side… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2734 "2020-04-04T03:33:32Z")
2819 Cradled by two loving arms that I’ll die for ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2735 "2020-04-04T06:00:41Z")
2820 One little kiss and Felina, goodbye. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2736 "2020-04-04T06:23:58Z")
2821 The end. Now, do we go whole-hog, and do “Supper’s Ready” by Genesis? Or keep it comparatively-short with “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2020, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2737 "2020-04-04T07:50:24Z")
2822 Walking across the sitting-room, I turn the television off. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2020, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2738 "2020-04-05T22:50:49Z")
Great choice! I was kind of hopping you’d choose that one, actually. 2823 Sitting beside you, I look into your eyes ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2020, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2739 "2020-04-05T23:15:16Z")
2824 As the sound of motor cars fades in the night time, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2020, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2740 "2020-04-05T23:45:58Z")
2825 I swear I saw your face change; it didn’t seem quite right ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2020, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2741 "2020-04-06T07:23:02Z")
2826 And it’s hello babe with your guardian eyes so blue ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2020, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2742 "2020-04-06T08:06:39Z")
2827 Hey my baby, don’t you know our love is true? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2020, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2743 "2020-04-06T08:45:57Z")
2828 Coming closer with our eyes… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=136) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=138)