# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 138
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2020, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2744 "2020-04-06T08:56:13Z")
2829 …a distance falls around our bodies. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2020, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2745 "2020-04-06T09:58:16Z")
2830 Out in the garden, the moon seems very bright. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2020, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2746 "2020-04-06T11:22:42Z")
2831 Six saintly shrouded men move across the lawn slowly. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2020, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2747 "2020-04-06T22:25:40Z")
2832 The seventh walks in front with a cross held high in hand ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2748 "2020-04-07T01:00:06Z")
2833 And it’s hey babe your supper’s waiting for you. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2749 "2020-04-07T01:27:13Z")
2834 Hey my baby, don’t you know our love is true? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2750 "2020-04-07T01:34:53Z")
2835 I’ve been so far from here, ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2751 "2020-04-07T01:40:15Z")
2836 From your warm arms ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2752 "2020-04-07T01:48:08Z")
2837 It’s good to feel you again ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2753 "2020-04-07T07:27:38Z")
2838 It’s been a long long time. Hasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2754 "2020-04-07T07:53:16Z")
2839 I know a farmer who looks after the farm ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2755 "2020-04-07T10:14:35Z")
2840 With water clear, he cares for all his harvest. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2756 "2020-04-07T22:19:02Z")
2841 I know a fireman who looks after the fire ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2757 "2020-04-07T23:46:04Z")
2842 You, can’t you see he’s fooled you all. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2020, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2758 "2020-04-07T23:53:23Z")
2843 Yes, he’s here again ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2759 "2020-04-08T00:14:09Z")
2844 Can’t you see he’s fooled you all. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2760 "2020-04-08T01:19:50Z")
2845 Share his peace, sign the lease, ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2761 "2020-04-08T01:48:51Z")
2846 He’s a supersonic scientist ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2762 "2020-04-08T02:49:46Z")
2847 He’s the Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary Man (This post is dedicated to the Doper known as **GESancMan** , who, as I understand things, took his name from that character in the song.) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2020, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2763 "2020-04-08T08:49:45Z")
2848 Look, look into my mouth he cries, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=137) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=139)