# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 142
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2825 "2020-04-17T23:19:32Z")
2909 You’re all full of ball (Welcome, **NastyNas**!) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2826 "2020-04-18T01:38:44Z")
2910 Let me hear your lies, we’re living this up to the eyes ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2827 "2020-04-18T03:33:31Z")
2911 Ooh, aah, na-na-na ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2828 "2020-04-18T06:12:31Z")
2912 Momma I want you now ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2829 "2020-04-18T18:40:36Z")
2913 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2020, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2830 "2020-04-18T20:52:48Z")
2914 And as you listen to my voice ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2831 "2020-04-19T02:48:21Z")
2915 To look for hidden doors, tidy floors, more applause ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2832 "2020-04-19T03:40:08Z")
2916 You’ve been here all the time ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2833 "2020-04-19T04:00:48Z")
2917 Like it or not, like what you got ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2834 "2020-04-19T07:10:19Z")
2918 You’re under the soil (the soil, the soil) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2835 "2020-04-19T07:47:23Z")
2919 Yes, deep in the soil (the soil, the soil, the soil!) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2836 "2020-04-19T13:34:36Z")
2920 So we’ll end with a whistle and end with a bang ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2837 "2020-04-19T22:41:44Z")
2921 And all of us fit in our places ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2838 "2020-04-20T00:23:11Z")
2922 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2839 "2020-04-20T01:32:30Z")
2923 With the guards of Magog, swarming around, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2020, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2840 "2020-04-20T07:49:35Z")
2924 The Pied Piper takes his children underground ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2841 "2020-04-21T04:12:29Z")
2925 Dragons coming out of the sea ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2842 "2020-04-21T07:28:22Z")
2926 Shimmering silver head of wisdom looking at me ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2843 "2020-04-21T08:44:22Z")
2927 He brings down the fire from the skies ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2020, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2844 "2020-04-21T10:30:27Z")
2928 You can tell he’s doing well by the look in human eyes [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=141) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=143)