# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 145
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2885 "2020-04-27T02:21:24Z")
2969 Ooohhhh! Ok. I’ll looky. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2886 "2020-04-27T02:23:24Z")
2970 “If Woman can survive” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2887 "2020-04-27T04:02:44Z")
2971 Yes, you’ve got the idea. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2888 "2020-04-27T04:25:58Z")
2972 By May 1, 3535 Everything you think, do and say Is in the pill you took today ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2889 "2020-04-27T05:37:19Z")
2973 That’s gonna be some pill! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2890 "2020-04-27T09:00:44Z")
2974 In the year 4545 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2891 "2020-04-27T22:19:24Z")
2975 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2020, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2892 "2020-04-28T08:40:20Z")
2976 Ain’t gonna need your teeth, won’t need your eyes ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2020, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2893 "2020-04-28T21:15:48Z")
2977 You won’t find a thing to chew ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2020, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2894 "2020-04-28T21:54:09Z")
2978 Nobody’s gonna look at you. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2020, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2895 "2020-04-28T23:23:37Z")
2979 In the year 5555 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2896 "2020-04-29T06:36:53Z")
2980 Your arms hangin’ limp at your sides. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2897 "2020-04-29T06:51:43Z")
2981 Your legs got nothing to do (I don’t think I want to be alive then.) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2898 "2020-04-29T08:03:40Z")
2982 Some machine’s doing that for you (Don’t worry, you won’t be.) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2899 "2020-04-29T08:12:43Z")
2983 In the year 6565… (I already feel like I’m there, borg beck, that’s me) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2900 "2020-04-29T08:25:27Z")
2984 Ain’t gonna need no husband, won’t need no wife ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2901 "2020-04-29T22:06:53Z")
2985 You’ll pick your son, pick your daughter too ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2902 "2020-04-30T00:50:57Z")
2986 From the bottom of a long glass tube ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2903 "2020-04-30T01:38:34Z")
2987 In the year 7510 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2904 "2020-04-30T03:08:50Z")
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