# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 146
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2905 "2020-04-30T03:39:08Z")
2989 Maybe he’ll look around himself and say ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2906 "2020-04-30T10:32:19Z")
2990 “Guess it’s time for the judgement day!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2907 "2020-04-30T21:45:42Z")
2991 In the year 8510 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2908 "2020-04-30T22:09:34Z")
2992 And God is gonna shake his mighty head… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2909 "2020-04-30T22:45:17Z")
2993 He’ll either say, "I’m pleased where man has been, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2910 "2020-04-30T23:02:34Z")
2994 Or tear it down and start again ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2911 "2020-04-30T23:48:35Z")
2995 In the year 9595 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2912 "2020-05-01T00:34:29Z")
2996 I’m kinda wonderin’, if man is gonna be alive ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2913 "2020-05-01T01:55:43Z")
2997 He’s taken everything this old earth can give ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2914 "2020-05-01T09:12:15Z")
2998 And he ain’t put back nothing ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2915 "2020-05-01T21:25:55Z")
2999 Now it’s been 10,000 years ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2916 "2020-05-02T01:19:46Z")
3000 Man has cried a billion tears (And we’re now 0.3% of the way to a million!) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2917 "2020-05-02T01:43:55Z")
3001 For what he never knew (We’re making progress!) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2918 "2020-05-02T03:25:00Z")
3002 Now man’s reign is through ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2919 "2020-05-04T00:21:41Z")
3003 But through the eternal night ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2920 "2020-05-04T03:56:51Z")
3004 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2921 "2020-05-04T05:21:13Z")
3005 The twinkling of starlight ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2922 "2020-05-04T05:46:46Z")
3006 So very far away ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2923 "2020-05-04T09:27:31Z")
3007 Maybe it’s only yesterday ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2924 "2020-05-04T20:16:05Z")
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