# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 147
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2925 "2020-05-04T22:14:53Z")
3009 If man is still alive ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2926 "2020-05-04T22:32:38Z")
3010 If woman can survive ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2927 "2020-05-04T22:48:39Z")
3011 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2928 "2020-05-04T23:25:06Z")
3012 They may find ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2929 "2020-05-05T03:23:59Z")
3013 In the year 3535 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2930 "2020-05-05T03:26:05Z")
3014 Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2931 "2020-05-05T05:37:35Z")
3015 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2932 "2020-05-05T06:30:29Z")
3016 Everything you think, do or say (If we’re going to do songs, can we do Harry Chapin? At least, his songs tell an entertaining story.) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2933 "2020-05-05T12:04:10Z")
3017 Is in the pill you took today. (Sounds good.) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2934 "2020-05-06T02:40:19Z")
3018 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2935 "2020-05-06T07:15:01Z")
3019 My child arrived just the other day ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2936 "2020-05-06T08:10:44Z")
3020 He came to the world in the usual way ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2937 "2020-05-06T10:44:35Z")
3021 But there were planes to catch and bills to pay ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2938 "2020-05-06T20:20:20Z")
3022 He learned to walk while I was away ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2939 "2020-05-07T00:24:16Z")
3023 And he was talkin’ 'fore I knew it, and as he grew ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2940 "2020-05-07T02:07:48Z")
3024 He’d say “I’m gonna be like you, dad” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2941 "2020-05-07T02:11:07Z")
3025 “You know I’m gonna be like you.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2942 "2020-05-07T02:43:44Z")
3026 And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2943 "2020-05-07T04:44:42Z")
3027 Little boy blue and the man on the moon ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2944 "2020-05-07T05:11:40Z")
3028 “When you coming home, dad?” “I don’t know when” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=146) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=148)