# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 148
**Author:** ![Pyterok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e57/32.png) [@Pyterok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyterok)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2945 "2020-05-07T08:37:32Z")
3029 We’ll say goodbye to COVID-19 in this year ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2946 "2020-05-07T10:15:45Z")
3030 “You know we’ll say goodbye to it this year.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2947 "2020-05-07T11:37:57Z")
3031 You know we’ll have a good time then ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2948 "2020-05-07T22:09:09Z")
3032 My son turned ten just the other day ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2949 "2020-05-07T23:32:47Z")
3033 He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on let’s play ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2950 "2020-05-07T23:50:43Z")
3034 Can you teach me to throw? I said, not today, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2951 "2020-05-08T05:08:17Z")
3035 I got a lot to do", he said, “That’s ok” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2952 "2020-05-08T05:38:49Z")
3036 And then, he walked away, but his smile never dimmed ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2953 "2020-05-08T16:47:31Z")
3037 And said, "I’m gonna be like him, yeah ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2020, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2954 "2020-05-08T22:02:29Z")
3038 You know I’m gonna be like him. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2955 "2020-05-09T03:17:04Z")
3039 And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2956 "2020-05-09T03:56:39Z")
3040 Little boy blue and the man in the moon ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2957 "2020-05-09T13:37:54Z")
3041 When you comin’ home son? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2958 "2020-05-09T22:19:43Z")
3042 “I don’t know when” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2959 "2020-05-09T22:48:00Z")
3043 But we’ll get together then son ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2960 "2020-05-09T23:34:40Z")
3044 You know we’ll have a good time then. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2961 "2020-05-10T05:37:07Z")
3045 Well, he came from college just the other day ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2962 "2020-05-10T07:08:11Z")
3046 So much like a man I just had to say, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2963 "2020-05-10T08:20:16Z")
3047 “Son, I’m proud of you, can you sit for a while” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2964 "2020-05-10T09:24:53Z")
3048 He shook his head, and he said with a smile, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=147) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=149)