# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 149
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2020, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2965 "2020-05-10T14:58:39Z")
3049 “What I’d really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2966 "2020-05-11T01:41:37Z")
3050 See you later, can I have them please? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2967 "2020-05-11T05:32:26Z")
3051 And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2968 "2020-05-11T05:44:06Z")
3052 Little boy blue and the man in the moon ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2969 "2020-05-11T06:03:20Z")
3053 When you comin’ home, son? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2970 "2020-05-11T06:32:12Z")
3054 “I don’t know when” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2971 "2020-05-11T07:22:12Z")
3055 “But we’ll get together then, Dad” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2972 "2020-05-11T07:38:15Z")
3056 You know we’ll have a good time then ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2020, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2973 "2020-05-11T11:52:59Z")
3057 I’ve long since retired, my son’s moved away ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2974 "2020-05-12T00:15:53Z")
3058 I called him up just the other day ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2975 "2020-05-12T01:10:27Z")
3059 I said, “I’d like to see you if you don’t mind.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2976 "2020-05-12T01:44:05Z")
3060 He said, I’d love to, dad, if I could find the time ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2977 "2020-05-12T03:00:32Z")
3061 You see my new job’s a hassle and the kids have the flu ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2978 "2020-05-12T03:14:06Z")
3062 But it’s sure nice talking to you, dad, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2979 "2020-05-12T04:40:47Z")
3063 It’s been sure nice talking to you." ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2980 "2020-05-12T04:52:47Z")
3064 And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2981 "2020-05-12T11:15:37Z")
3065 He’d grown up just like me ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2020, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2982 "2020-05-12T22:42:19Z")
3066 My boy was just like me ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2983 "2020-05-13T00:16:55Z")
3067 And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2984 "2020-05-13T00:50:42Z")
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