# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 150
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2985 "2020-05-13T02:52:19Z")
3069 When you comin’ home son ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2986 "2020-05-13T03:36:28Z")
3070 “I don’t know when” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2987 "2020-05-13T06:57:51Z")
3071 “But we’ll get together then, Dad” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2988 "2020-05-13T08:21:20Z")
3072 We’re gonna have a good time then. Next: Two days past eighteen, ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2989 "2020-05-13T08:46:27Z")
3073 He was waiting for the bus in his Army greens ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2990 "2020-05-13T08:54:23Z")
3074 Sat down in a booth in a cafe there, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2991 "2020-05-13T15:53:37Z")
3075 Gave his order to a girl with a bow in her hair ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2992 "2020-05-14T04:22:37Z")
3076 He’s a little shy so she give him a smile ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2993 "2020-05-14T04:48:05Z")
3077 And he said, "Would you mind sittin’ down for a while ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2994 "2020-05-14T05:04:01Z")
3078 And talking to me, I’m feeling a little low" ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2995 "2020-05-14T10:05:31Z")
3079 She said, “I’m off in an hour and I know where we can go.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2020, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2996 "2020-05-15T03:19:55Z")
3080 So they went down and they sat on the pier ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2020, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2997 "2020-05-15T04:34:24Z")
3081 He said, “I bet you got a boyfriend, but I don’t care.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2020, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2998 "2020-05-15T05:14:26Z")
3082 I got no one to send a letter to. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2020, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/2999 "2020-05-15T14:59:36Z")
3083 Would you mind if I sent one back here to you?" ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2020, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3000 "2020-05-15T22:43:03Z")
3084 I cried, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2020, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3001 "2020-05-16T00:34:46Z")
3085 Never gonna hold the hand of another guy ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2020, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3002 "2020-05-16T01:33:53Z")
3086 Too young for him they told her ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2020, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3003 "2020-05-16T10:07:49Z")
3087 Waitin’ for the love of a travelin’ soldier ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3004 "2020-05-17T02:12:05Z")
3088 Our love will never end [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=149) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=151)