# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 153
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3045 "2020-05-23T02:11:22Z")
3177 Any suggestions for what we might do next? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3046 "2020-05-23T05:51:51Z")
3178 I was just out of the service _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3047 "2020-05-23T06:10:03Z")
3179 Thumbin’ through the classifieds ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3048 "2020-05-23T07:43:20Z")
3180 When an ad that said “Old Chevy” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3049 "2020-05-23T07:54:16Z")
3181 Somehow caught my eye. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3050 "2020-05-23T08:03:03Z")
3182 The lady didn’t know the year ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3051 "2020-05-23T08:09:27Z")
3183 Or even if it ran (Aside to **Bicycle Bill** : _Great_ choice!) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3052 "2020-05-23T09:54:29Z")
3184 But I had that thousand dollars in my hand ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3053 "2020-05-23T10:59:29Z")
3185 It was way back in the corner of this old ramshackle barn ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3054 "2020-05-23T21:15:52Z")
3186 With thirty years of dust and dirt on that green army tarp ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3055 "2020-05-23T23:40:05Z")
3187 And when I pulled the cover off ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3056 "2020-05-24T05:27:33Z")
3188 It took away my breath ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3057 "2020-05-24T06:02:27Z")
3189 What she called a Chevy ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3058 "2020-05-24T08:14:23Z")
3190 Was a sixty-six Corvette. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3059 "2020-05-24T09:55:24Z")
3191 And I felt a little guilty as I counted out the bills, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3060 "2020-05-24T10:48:45Z")
3192 But what a thrill I got ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3061 "2020-05-24T23:20:22Z")
3193 When I sat behind the wheel ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3062 "2020-05-25T06:21:21Z")
3194 I opened up the glovebox ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3063 "2020-05-25T07:04:53Z")
3195 And that’s when I found the note ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3064 "2020-05-25T08:22:17Z")
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