# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 154
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3065 "2020-05-25T08:47:40Z")
3197 The date was 1966 and this is what he wrote ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3066 "2020-05-25T08:52:19Z")
3198 He said "my name is Private Andrew Malone ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3067 "2020-05-25T15:12:47Z")
3199 And if you’re readin’ this, then I didn’t make it home ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3068 "2020-05-25T20:36:37Z")
3200 But for every dream that’s shattered ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3069 "2020-05-26T00:07:18Z")
3201 Another one comes true ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3070 "2020-05-26T00:57:44Z")
3202 This car was once a dream of mine ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3071 "2020-05-26T02:46:36Z")
3203 Now it belongs to you. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3072 "2020-05-26T03:12:08Z")
3204 Though you may take her and make her your own ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3073 "2020-05-26T07:32:05Z")
3205 You’ll always be riding with Private Malone. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3074 "2020-05-26T07:43:32Z")
3206 Well it didn’t take me long at all ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3075 "2020-05-26T07:58:12Z")
3207 I had her runnin’ good ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3076 "2020-05-26T08:54:52Z")
3208 I loved to hear those horses thunder underneath her hood ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3077 "2020-05-26T09:26:52Z")
3209 I had her shinin’ like a diamond and I put the rag top down ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3078 "2020-05-26T09:28:55Z")
3210 All the pretty girls would stop and stare as I drove her through town ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3079 "2020-05-26T09:39:55Z")
3211 The buttons on the radio didn’t seem to work quite right ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3080 "2020-05-26T23:11:38Z")
3212 But it picked up that oldies show ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2020, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3081 "2020-05-27T05:53:41Z")
3213 Especially late at night. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2020, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3082 "2020-05-27T05:57:19Z")
3214 Sometimes I get the feelin’ if I turned real quick I’d see ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2020, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3083 "2020-05-27T09:14:15Z")
3215 A soldier ridin’ shotgun ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2020, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3084 "2020-05-27T22:17:05Z")
3216 In the seat right next to me [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=153) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=155)