# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2018, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/302 "2018-10-28T23:39:37Z")
[I typed “wow” by accident.](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=292) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2018, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/303 "2018-10-28T23:46:58Z")
1. Woe is me. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2018, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/304 "2018-10-28T23:48:33Z")
The year 294 Events By place Roman Empire ``` Galerius, Roman Caesar in the Balkans, proves his worth in campaigning on the Danube frontier, fighting the Goths, Marcomanni, Sarmatians, and Carpi. Galerius is given the job of land reclamation and repopulation, moving the entire tribe of the Carpi to settlements within the Roman Empire. Emperor Diocletian goes with the young Constantine I the Great (later the first Christian Roman Emperor) on his staff to Egypt. He besieges Alexandria, and deposes "emperor" Achilleus. ``` Asia ``` Tuoba Luguan succeeds his nephew Tuoba Fu as chieftain of the Tuoba clan. ``` Births ``` Sima Bao, prince of the Jin Dynasty (d. 320) ``` Deaths ``` Tuoba Fu, chieftain of the Chinese Tuoba clan ``` ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/305 "2018-10-28T23:58:05Z")
Goes all the way around Jax. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/306 "2018-10-29T00:43:54Z")
296 ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/307 "2018-10-29T00:47:24Z")
297 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/308 "2018-10-29T05:06:26Z")
86753 oh My! Jenny! Got yer number from the wall… (Hey, Internet ain’t cheap! And like **Billy Bragg** said, _“I’m waiting for the Great Leap Forward”_ ) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/309 "2018-10-29T05:59:34Z")
Oh, please can we please leap. No one will even care up in the 10000s. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/310 "2018-10-29T06:04:21Z")
Soooo, 298 then? Sigh… ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/311 "2018-10-29T13:18:22Z")
300 minus 1 ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/312 "2018-10-29T13:41:38Z")
The number of Spartans alleged to have fought at the Battle of Thermopylae. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/313 "2018-10-29T13:53:59Z")
I bowled this once. Well, I didn’t bowl 300 and lose. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/314 "2018-10-29T14:21:34Z")
302 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/315 "2018-10-29T14:42:54Z")
A Colorado area code overlay ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/316 "2018-10-29T15:15:25Z")
The Year of the Martyrdom of St. Agnes of Rome ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/317 "2018-10-29T16:17:02Z")
Three-oh-five ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/318 "2018-10-29T16:52:02Z")
Three hundred and six ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/319 "2018-10-29T19:59:12Z")
307 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/320 "2018-10-29T20:08:13Z")
1. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/321 "2018-10-29T20:13:24Z")
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