# Count To A Million Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3325 "2020-08-10T03:13:38Z")

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3453

He came home to Dayton and was questioned by his friends

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3326 "2020-08-10T03:26:21Z")

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3454

Then he smiled and just said nothing and he never sang again,

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3327 "2020-08-10T03:33:49Z")

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3455

Excepting very late at night when the shop was dark and closed.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3328 "2020-08-10T03:55:01Z")

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3456

He sang softly to himself as he sorted through the clothes.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3329 "2020-08-10T07:56:40Z")

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3457

Music was his life, it was not his livelihood,

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3330 "2020-08-10T14:17:58Z")

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3458

And it made him feel so happy and it made him feel so good.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3331 "2020-08-10T15:33:35Z")

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3459

And he sang from his heart and he sang from his soul.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3332 "2020-08-10T15:49:51Z")

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3460

He did not know how well he sang; It just made him whole.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3333 "2020-08-10T16:41:53Z")

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3334 "2020-08-10T17:16:57Z")

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3335 "2020-08-10T23:43:15Z")

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3336 "2020-08-11T00:24:30Z")

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3337 "2020-08-11T09:38:36Z")

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3338 "2020-08-11T20:08:23Z")

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3339 "2020-08-11T21:02:57Z")

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3340 "2020-08-11T21:04:52Z")

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3468

Maybe we should return to poetry, to get **Bicycle Bill** back.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3341 "2020-08-12T05:26:02Z")

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3469

Any suggestions?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3342 "2020-08-12T14:53:45Z")

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3470

There are strange things done in the midnight sun,  
By the men who moil for gold;

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3343 "2020-08-13T01:41:38Z")

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3471

The Arctic trails have their secret tales  
That would make your blood run cold;

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2020, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3344 "2020-08-13T02:09:54Z")

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3472

The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,  
But the queerest they ever did see

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