# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 175
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3485 "2020-09-09T07:59:46Z")
3635 Of every glove that laid him down _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3486 "2020-09-09T10:25:26Z")
3636 Or cut him ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3487 "2020-09-09T22:14:43Z")
3637 till he cried out ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3488 "2020-09-09T23:56:35Z")
3638 In his anger and his shame ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3489 "2020-09-10T00:46:47Z")
3639 “I am leaving, I am leaving” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3490 "2020-09-10T06:29:09Z")
3640 But the fighter still remains, mmm mmm. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3491 "2020-09-10T07:29:37Z")
3641 Lie la lie, lie la la la lie lie… _(Looks like another one is done. What’s next?)_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3492 "2020-09-10T20:30:50Z")
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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3493 "2020-09-10T22:04:14Z")
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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3494 "2020-09-10T23:23:49Z")
3644 Please pass the Meat Loaf… I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3495 "2020-09-11T00:06:13Z")
3645 Parking by the lake and there was not another car in sight. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3496 "2020-09-11T07:37:55Z")
3646 And I never had a girl looking any better than you did. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3497 "2020-09-12T07:16:23Z")
3647 And all the kids at school, they were wishing they were me that night. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3498 "2020-09-12T09:10:50Z")
3648 And now our bodies are oh, so close and tight… _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3499 "2020-09-12T09:19:02Z")
3649 It never felt so good, it never felt so right, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3500 "2020-09-13T00:03:31Z")
3650 And we’re [glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife, ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3501 "2020-09-13T04:07:03Z")
3651 Glowin’ like the metal on the edge of a knife, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3502 "2020-09-13T04:23:31Z")
3652 C’mon, hold on tight! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3503 "2020-09-13T10:43:39Z")
3653 Well c’mon! Hold on tight! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3504 "2020-09-13T12:36:49Z")
3654 _I don’t always listen to Meat Loaf, but when I do — so do all my neighbors!_ Though it’s cold and lonely in the deep, dark night, _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=174) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=176)