# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 176
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3505 "2020-09-13T17:44:37Z")
_I have NEVER listened to Meat Loaf._ 3655 I can see paradise by the dashboard light. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3506 "2020-09-13T23:34:29Z")
3656 Ain’t no doubt about it we were doubly blessed, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3507 "2020-09-14T11:49:37Z")
3657 'Cause we were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3508 "2020-09-14T21:38:26Z")
3658 Ain’t no doubt about it, ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3509 "2020-09-15T04:52:22Z")
3659 Baby, got to go and shout it _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3510 "2020-09-15T05:37:25Z")
3660 Ain’t no doubt about it, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3511 "2020-09-15T12:53:11Z")
3661 We were doubly blessed, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3512 "2020-09-15T20:19:22Z")
3662 'Cause we were barely seventeen and we were barely dressed. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3513 "2020-09-15T20:48:49Z")
3663 Baby don’tcha hear my heart? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3514 "2020-09-15T21:06:49Z")
3664 You got it drowning out the radio. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3515 "2020-09-16T05:51:30Z")
3665 I’ve been waiting so long for you to come along and have some fun, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3516 "2020-09-16T06:04:15Z")
3666 Well I gotta let you know ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3517 "2020-09-16T06:09:34Z")
3667 No, you never gonna regret it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3518 "2020-09-16T06:14:13Z")
3668 So open up your eyes, I got a big surprise, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3519 "2020-09-16T11:57:29Z")
3669 It’ll feel all right. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3520 "2020-09-16T15:44:25Z")
3670 Well c’mon, I wanna make your motor run. _(at least this is the way **I** always sing it)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3521 "2020-09-16T22:04:32Z")
3671 And now our bodies are oh so close and tight ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3522 "2020-09-17T01:36:01Z")
3672 It never felt so good, it never felt so right ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3523 "2020-09-17T01:49:35Z")
3673 And we’re glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3524 "2020-09-17T10:31:29Z")
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