# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 178
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3545 "2020-09-23T03:26:32Z")
3695 Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3546 "2020-09-23T19:43:22Z")
3696 There’s the windup, and there it is, a line shot up the middle ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3547 "2020-09-23T23:25:41Z")
3697 Look at him go; this boy can really fly! ---
**Author:** ![Julius\_Henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Julius\_Henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_Henry)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3548 "2020-09-23T23:29:50Z")
3698 He’s rounding first and really turning it on now. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3549 "2020-09-24T01:40:07Z")
3699 He’s not letting up at all, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3550 "2020-09-24T03:32:18Z")
3700 He’s gonna try for second, the ball is bobbled out in center… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3551 "2020-09-24T10:59:20Z")
3701 And here comes the throw. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3552 "2020-09-24T22:04:45Z")
3702 And what a throw! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2020, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3553 "2020-09-25T04:48:48Z")
3703 He’s gonna slide in head first ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2020, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3554 "2020-09-25T05:03:44Z")
3704 Here he comes — he’s out! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2020, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3555 "2020-09-25T05:24:41Z")
3705 No, wait, safe–safe at second base! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2020, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3556 "2020-09-25T12:19:07Z")
3706 This kid really makes things happen out there! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3557 "2020-09-25T19:17:50Z")
3707 Batter steps up to the plate, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2020, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3558 "2020-09-25T19:21:46Z")
3708 Here’s the pitch – he’s going! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2020, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3559 "2020-09-25T19:51:40Z")
3709 And what a jump he’s got; he’s trying for third ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3560 "2020-09-26T01:31:24Z")
3710 Here’s the throw. It’s in the dirt - safe at third! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3561 "2020-09-26T03:32:28Z")
3711 Holy cow, stolen base! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3562 "2020-09-26T05:54:33Z")
3712 He’s taking a pretty big lead out there, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3563 "2020-09-26T10:48:58Z")
3713 Almost daring him to try and pick him off! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3564 "2020-09-26T14:02:41Z")
3714 The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it’s bunted [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=177) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=179)