# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 179
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3565 "2020-09-26T18:38:03Z")
3715 Bunted down the third base line, ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3566 "2020-09-26T21:24:13Z")
3716 the suicide squeeze is on, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3567 "2020-09-27T02:07:59Z")
3717 Here he comes, squeeze play, it’s gonna be close… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3568 "2020-09-27T04:49:05Z")
3718 Here’s the throw, here’s the play at the plate ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3569 "2020-09-27T17:57:30Z")
3719 Holy cow, I think he’s gonna make it… ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3570 "2020-09-27T18:28:07Z")
3720 Stop right there ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3571 "2020-09-28T00:24:36Z")
3721 I gotta know right now! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3572 "2020-09-28T03:50:10Z")
3722 Before we go any further! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3573 "2020-09-28T04:33:56Z")
3723 Do you love me? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3574 "2020-09-28T13:44:32Z")
3724 Will you love me forever? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3575 "2020-09-28T19:44:40Z")
3725 Do you need me? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3576 "2020-09-28T23:16:41Z")
3726 Will you never leave me? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2020, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3577 "2020-09-29T00:22:38Z")
3727 Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2020, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3578 "2020-09-29T04:50:51Z")
3728 Will you take me away and will you make me your wife? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2020, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3579 "2020-09-29T10:10:57Z")
3729 Do you love me!? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2020, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3580 "2020-09-29T18:52:44Z")
3730 Will you love me forever? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3581 "2020-09-30T13:12:47Z")
3731 Do you need me!? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3582 "2020-09-30T20:10:54Z")
3732 Will you never leave me? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3583 "2020-10-01T05:24:22Z")
3733 _(a reprise of 3727)_ Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3584 "2020-10-01T06:03:23Z")
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