# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 182
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2020, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3625 "2020-10-08T20:00:51Z")
3175 Will you make me so happy (let me sleep on it) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3626 "2020-10-09T00:17:32Z")
3176 For the rest of my life? (I’ll give you an answer in the morning) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3627 "2020-10-09T06:03:57Z")
3177 Will you take me away (I’ll give you an answer in the morning) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3628 "2020-10-09T08:47:57Z")
3178 Will you take me away (I’ll give you an answer in the morning) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3629 "2020-10-09T19:19:15Z")
3179 I gotta know right now! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3630 "2020-10-10T06:55:01Z")
3180 Before we go any further ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3631 "2020-10-10T07:29:24Z")
3181 Do you love me? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2020, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3632 "2020-10-10T11:49:45Z")
3182 Will you love me forever? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3633 "2020-10-11T06:54:16Z")
3183 Let me sleep on it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3634 "2020-10-11T08:14:09Z")
3184 Will you love me forever? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3635 "2020-10-11T19:58:12Z")
3185 Let me sleep on it ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3636 "2020-10-11T20:26:57Z")
3186 Will you love me forever? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3637 "2020-10-11T20:29:40Z")
3187 I couldn’t take it any longer, Lord I was crazed, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3638 "2020-10-11T20:34:23Z")
3188 And when the feeling came upon me like a tidal wave, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2020, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3639 "2020-10-11T20:50:54Z")
3189 I started swearing to my god and on my mother’s grave ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3640 "2020-10-12T02:42:00Z")
3190 That I would love you to the end of time. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3641 "2020-10-12T02:58:51Z")
3191 I swore, that I would love you to the end of time ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3642 "2020-10-12T03:03:17Z")
3192 So now I’m praying for the end of time ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3643 "2020-10-12T03:06:06Z")
3193 To hurry up and arrive ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2020, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3644 "2020-10-12T05:19:06Z")
3194 'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=181) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=183)