# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 197
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3925 "2020-12-07T06:04:26Z")
3475 With the forces of the law. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3926 "2020-12-07T14:36:53Z")
3476 I heard my mama cry ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3927 "2020-12-07T16:09:03Z")
3477 I heard her pray ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3928 "2020-12-07T22:01:43Z")
3478 The night Chicago died ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2020, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3929 "2020-12-07T23:12:38Z")
3479 Brother what a night it really was ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3930 "2020-12-08T00:10:03Z")
3480 Brother what a fight it really was ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3931 "2020-12-08T00:12:18Z")
3481 Glory be! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3932 "2020-12-08T01:25:52Z")
3482 I heard my mama cry ---
**Author:** ![glowacks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/glowacks/32/5548_2.png) [@glowacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glowacks)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3933 "2020-12-08T01:31:49Z")
3483 I didn’t read the whole thread, but did anyone say anything about how we’re going to need 100 of these threads because the board now will give up at ten thousand? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3934 "2020-12-08T07:17:31Z")
3484 I heard her pray [Not my problem. I’ll be long dead before that happens.] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3935 "2020-12-08T07:55:44Z")
3485 The night Chicago died [Let’s worry about that when we get there.] ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3936 "2020-12-08T16:06:54Z")
3486 Brother what a night the people saw [“Count To A Million Thread! - Part 2” … Problem solved.] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3937 "2020-12-08T19:12:11Z")
3487 Brother what a fight the people saw ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3938 "2020-12-08T22:42:07Z")
3488 Yes indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2020, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3939 "2020-12-08T23:36:02Z")
3489 And the sound of the battle rang ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3940 "2020-12-09T01:11:06Z")
3490 Through the streets of the old east side ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3941 "2020-12-09T05:43:17Z")
3491 'Til the last of the hoodlum gang ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3942 "2020-12-09T06:03:25Z")
3492 Had surrendered up or died ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3943 "2020-12-09T06:15:24Z")
3493 There was shouting in the street ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2020, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/3944 "2020-12-09T06:16:46Z")
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