# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 202
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4025 "2020-12-22T22:21:23Z")
3575 Catch a cannon ball now ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2020, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4026 "2020-12-22T23:03:36Z")
3576 To take me down the line ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4027 "2020-12-23T03:41:34Z")
3577 My bag is sinkin’ low ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4028 "2020-12-23T04:16:27Z")
3578 And I do believe it’s time ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4029 "2020-12-23T05:31:20Z")
3579 To get back to Miss Fanny, ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4030 "2020-12-23T05:55:58Z")
3580 You know she’s the only one ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4031 "2020-12-23T06:36:51Z")
3581 Who sent me here ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4032 "2020-12-23T15:23:42Z")
3582 With her regards for everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4033 "2020-12-23T18:06:03Z")
3583 Take a load off Fanny ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4034 "2020-12-23T18:50:18Z")
3584 Take a load for free ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4035 "2020-12-23T20:03:50Z")
3585 Take a load off Fanny ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4036 "2020-12-23T22:22:47Z")
3586 And (and, and) you put the load right on me ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4037 "2020-12-23T22:40:26Z")
3587 (Put the load right on meee!) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4038 "2020-12-23T22:44:39Z")
3588 What’s next? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4039 "2020-12-23T23:04:07Z")
3589 The silicon chip inside her head [Just an idea. Change it if you want to.] ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4040 "2020-12-24T06:02:08Z")
3590 Gets switched to overload [Love it!] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4041 "2020-12-24T07:05:24Z")
3591 And nobody’s gonna go to school today ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4042 "2020-12-24T07:17:10Z")
3592 She’s gonna make them stay at home ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4043 "2020-12-24T19:13:03Z")
3593 And daddy doesn’t understand it ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4044 "2020-12-24T19:44:31Z")
3594 He always said she was good as gold [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=201) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=203)