# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 203
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4045 "2020-12-24T19:58:23Z")
3595 And he can see no reasons ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4046 "2020-12-24T23:38:02Z")
3596 'Cause there are no reasons ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4047 "2020-12-24T23:50:43Z")
3597 What reason do you need to be shown? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2020, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4048 "2020-12-24T23:58:58Z")
3598 I don’t like Mondays ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4049 "2020-12-25T01:30:21Z")
3599 (Tell me why) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4050 "2020-12-25T05:53:50Z")
3600 I don’t like Mondays ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4051 "2020-12-25T06:59:07Z")
3601 (Tell me why) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4052 "2020-12-25T15:27:52Z")
3602 I don’t like Mondays ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4053 "2020-12-25T16:33:21Z")
3603 I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4054 "2020-12-25T17:33:31Z")
3604 The. Whole. Day. Down. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4055 "2020-12-25T21:14:02Z")
3605 The Telex machine is kept so clean ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4056 "2020-12-25T22:33:09Z")
3606 And it types to a waiting world ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4057 "2020-12-26T07:33:39Z")
3607 Her mother feels so shocked, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4058 "2020-12-26T17:43:02Z")
3608 Father’s world is rocked ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4059 "2020-12-26T18:27:14Z")
3609 And their thoughts turn to their own little girl ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4060 "2020-12-26T19:27:53Z")
3610 Sweet sixteen, ain’t that peachy keen ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4061 "2020-12-26T23:19:20Z")
3611 Now it ain’t so neat to admit defeat ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4062 "2020-12-27T05:17:36Z")
3612 They can see no reasons ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4063 "2020-12-27T07:10:31Z")
3613 'Cause there are no reasons ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4064 "2020-12-27T08:34:34Z")
3614 What reasons do you need, oh oh oh oh? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=202) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=204)