# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 204
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4065 "2020-12-27T19:12:35Z")
3615 I don’t like Mondays ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4066 "2020-12-27T21:57:38Z")
3616 (Tell me why) ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4067 "2020-12-27T22:27:43Z")
3617 I don’t like Mondays ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4068 "2020-12-27T23:40:11Z")
3618 (Tell me why) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2020, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4069 "2020-12-28T16:36:59Z")
3619 I don’t like Mondays ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2020, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4070 "2020-12-28T19:24:04Z")
3620 I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2020, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4071 "2020-12-29T00:47:14Z")
3621 Whole day down ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2020, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4072 "2020-12-29T01:14:22Z")
3622 Down, down, shoot it all down ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2020, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4073 "2020-12-29T08:58:40Z")
3623 And all the playing’s stopped in the playground now ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2020, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4074 "2020-12-29T23:36:50Z")
3624 She wants to play with the toys a while ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4075 "2020-12-30T06:41:53Z")
3625 And school’s out early and soon we be learning ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4076 "2020-12-30T06:42:53Z")
3626 And the lesson today is how to die ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4077 "2020-12-30T06:53:09Z")
3627 And then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4078 "2020-12-30T07:01:13Z")
3628 With the problems and the hows and whys ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2020, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4079 "2020-12-30T19:50:22Z")
3629 And he can see no reasons ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4080 "2020-12-31T04:34:03Z")
3630 'Cause there are no reasons ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4081 "2020-12-31T05:19:06Z")
3631 What reason do you need to die, die, oh oh oh? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4082 "2020-12-31T12:48:17Z")
3632 The silicon chip inside her head ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4083 "2020-12-31T20:37:47Z")
3633 Gets switched to overload ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4084 "2020-12-31T23:22:45Z")
3634 And nobody’s gonna go to school today [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=203) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=205)