# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 206
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2021, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4105 "2021-01-04T21:47:34Z")
3655 I don’t like Mondays ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4106 "2021-01-05T06:51:35Z")
3656 (Tell me why) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4107 "2021-01-05T07:02:05Z")
3657 I don’t like Mondays ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2021, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4108 "2021-01-05T07:08:51Z")
3658 I wanna shoot the whole day down ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4109 "2021-01-06T19:15:18Z")
3659 [Sorry, I’ve lost track of the "Tell me why"s. Are we done with this one?] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4110 "2021-01-06T22:39:55Z")
3660 [We’re done with it, I hope.] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4111 "2021-01-06T23:05:50Z")
3661 [Yep, done with it. What’s up next?] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4112 "2021-01-07T14:16:05Z")
3662 [Up to you.] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4113 "2021-01-07T19:47:07Z")
3663 On a morning from a Bogart movie [I can’t remember–have we done this one yet?] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4114 "2021-01-07T23:36:15Z")
3664 In a country where they turn back time ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4115 "2021-01-07T23:59:13Z")
3665 You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4116 "2021-01-08T14:49:21Z")
3666 Contemplating a crime ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4117 "2021-01-08T16:59:29Z")
3667 She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4118 "2021-01-08T17:39:40Z")
3668 Like a watercolor in the rain ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4119 "2021-01-08T19:49:10Z")
3669 Don’t bother asking for explanations ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4120 "2021-01-08T20:47:36Z")
3670 She’ll just tell you that she came ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4121 "2021-01-08T21:34:24Z")
3671 In the year of the cat. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4122 "2021-01-09T03:13:55Z")
3672 She doesn’t give you time for questions ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4123 "2021-01-09T04:11:18Z")
3673 As she locks up your arm in hers ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4124 "2021-01-09T18:53:27Z")
3674 And you follow 'till your sense of which direction [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=205) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=207)