# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 214
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4265 "2021-02-08T02:02:02Z")
3812 Wanda looked all around this town ---
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3813 And all she found was Earl. ---
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3814 Well, it wasn’t two weeks ---
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3815 After she got married that ---
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3816 Wanda started gettin’ abused ---
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3817 She’d put on dark glasses or long sleeved blouses ---
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3818 And make-up to cover her bruise ---
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3819 Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce ---
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3820 She let the law take it from there ---
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3821 But Earl walked right through that restraining order ---
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3822 And put her in intensive care [Nothing like a light, upbeat song, eh?] ---
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3823 Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta [I was describing this song to my sister the other day–she’d never heard it, and wondered how a song with this subject matter could be so peppy and upbeat. Then she saw the official video, and laughed out loud. I think she finally understood the concept of a “black comedy.”] ---
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3824 On a red eye midnight flight ---
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3825 She held Wanda’s hand as they worked out a plan ---
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3826 And it didn’t take them long to decide ---
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3827 That Earl had to die. Goodbye Earl ---
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3828 Those black-eyed peas? ---
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3829 They tasted alright to me, Earl ---
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3830 You’re feeling weak? ---
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3831 Why don’t you lay down and sleep, Earl? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=213) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=215)