# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 215
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4285 "2021-02-10T23:21:39Z")
3832 Ain’t it dark? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4286 "2021-02-10T23:47:16Z")
3833 Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4287 "2021-02-10T23:54:43Z")
3834 The cops came by to bring Earl in ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4288 "2021-02-11T01:32:52Z")
3835 They searched the house high and low ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4289 "2021-02-11T01:47:12Z")
3836 Then they tipped their hats ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4290 "2021-02-11T05:04:41Z")
3837 And said, thank you ladies ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4291 "2021-02-11T11:34:03Z")
3838 If you hear from him let us know" ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4292 "2021-02-11T21:05:08Z")
3839 Well, the weeks went by and spring turned to summer ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4293 "2021-02-11T22:18:34Z")
3840 And summer faded into fall ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4294 "2021-02-12T02:25:33Z")
3841 And it turns out he was a missing person ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4295 "2021-02-12T02:43:43Z")
3842 Who nobody missed at all. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4296 "2021-02-12T04:08:08Z")
3843 So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4297 "2021-02-12T04:37:07Z")
3844 Out on Highway 109 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4298 "2021-02-12T20:02:55Z")
3845 They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2021, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4299 "2021-02-12T22:34:53Z")
3846 And they don’t lose any sleep at night ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4300 "2021-02-13T00:42:09Z")
3847 'Cause Earl had to die. Goodbye, Earl, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4301 "2021-02-13T11:55:01Z")
3848 We need a break ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4302 "2021-02-13T20:21:46Z")
3849 Let’s go out to the lake, Earl ---
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3850 We’ll pack a lunch ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2021, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4304 "2021-02-13T21:22:41Z")
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