# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 219
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4365 "2021-02-24T02:40:10Z")
3912 Now Nortons and Indians and Greavses won’t do. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4366 "2021-02-24T08:39:17Z")
3913 Oh, they don’t have a Soul like a Vincent '52." ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4367 "2021-02-24T18:17:03Z")
3914 He reached for her hand, and he slipped her the keys. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4368 "2021-02-24T18:30:32Z")
3915 He said, "I’ve got no further use…for these. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4369 "2021-02-24T21:49:22Z")
3916 I see Angels on Ariels in leather and chrome, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4370 "2021-02-24T23:20:07Z")
3917 Swoopin’ down from Heaven to carry me home." ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4371 "2021-02-25T17:31:53Z")
3918 Then he gave her one last kiss, and died. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4372 "2021-02-25T20:38:21Z")
3919 And he gave her his Vincent to ride. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4373 "2021-02-25T22:03:18Z")
3920 Two days past eighteen, He was waiting for the bus in his army green, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4374 "2021-02-26T03:11:11Z")
3921 Sat down in a booth in a cafe there ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4375 "2021-02-26T04:37:50Z")
3922 Gave his order to a girl with a bow in her hair ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4376 "2021-02-26T09:24:45Z")
3923 He’s a little shy so she give him a smile ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4377 "2021-02-26T14:08:57Z")
3924 So he said would you mind sittin’ down for a while (I must admit - I don’t know the song and had to google the lyrics. How many involved in 1952 Vincent Black Lightning knew the song? Obviously, I do.) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4378 "2021-02-26T15:16:43Z")
3925 And talking to me, I’m feeling a little low [I’ve never even heard of this song. Not unusual in this thread.] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4379 "2021-02-26T20:58:19Z")
3926 She said I’m off in an hour and I know where we can go [I’d never heard of 1952 Vincent Black Lightning, and had to Google it.] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4380 "2021-02-27T06:02:54Z")
3927 So they went down and they sat on the pier ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4381 "2021-02-27T07:15:53Z")
3928 He said I bet you got a boyfriend but I don’t care ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4382 "2021-02-27T09:38:54Z")
3929 I got no one to send a letter to ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4383 "2021-02-27T10:10:08Z")
3930 Would you mind if I sent one back here to you? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4384 "2021-02-27T13:35:52Z")
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