# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/422 "2018-12-03T08:12:35Z")
409 - Household cleaner in a spray bottle… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/423 "2018-12-03T08:33:41Z")
410 ( a small shotgun, I have one or 3 around here if you need to borrow it, Spoons) ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/424 "2018-12-03T12:14:45Z")
the skinny ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/425 "2018-12-03T17:56:12Z")
412 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/426 "2018-12-05T09:12:44Z")
413 (Aside to **Beck** : Thanks, but I’m well equipped. Appreciate the offer though!) ---
**Author:** ![Mops](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mops/32/16494_2.png) [@Mops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mops)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/427 "2018-12-05T12:11:31Z")
URI Too Long. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/428 "2018-12-05T14:42:27Z")
415 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/429 "2018-12-05T15:27:40Z")
Your taxes are late. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/430 "2018-12-05T16:45:14Z")
417 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/431 "2018-12-05T16:52:49Z")
The client error response code that indicates the server refuses to brew coffee because it is a teapot. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/432 "2018-12-05T16:58:08Z")
420 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/433 "2018-12-05T16:59:55Z")
Beck is high; she missed one! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/434 "2018-12-05T17:12:33Z")
Acck. Sorry. Barely conscious. 419. ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/435 "2018-12-05T17:15:07Z")
We’re all high now - 420 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/436 "2018-12-06T05:35:37Z")
1. I got it now. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/437 "2018-12-06T05:57:28Z")
I’ve got a nice little plinking rifle. I should get some ammunition for .22 ETA: I should have inserted the word “my” in there: “…for _my_ .22.” ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/438 "2018-12-06T06:00:18Z")
423 ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/439 "2018-12-06T14:01:16Z")
boiling water, twice ---
**Author:** ![EscAlaMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/escalamike/32/4177_2.png) [@EscAlaMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EscAlaMike)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/440 "2018-12-06T14:13:38Z")
425 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/441 "2018-12-06T16:06:07Z")
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