# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 224
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4465 "2021-03-19T22:58:27Z")
4012 The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal ---
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4013 He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4467 "2021-03-21T03:00:42Z")
4014 When he came across this young man sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4468 "2021-03-21T04:36:08Z")
4015 And the Devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said, “Boy, let me tell you what.” ---
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4016 I guess you didn’t know it, but I’m a fiddle player too ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4470 "2021-03-21T15:05:00Z")
4017 And if you’d care to take a dare I’ll make a bet with you. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4471 "2021-03-21T19:43:34Z")
4018 Boy said "My name’s Johnny, and it may be a sin, ---
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4019 But I’ll take your bet; you’re gonna regret 'cause I’m the best there’s ever been." ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4473 "2021-03-21T23:29:45Z")
4020 Johnny rosin up you bow and play your fiddle hard ---
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4021 'Cause Hell’s broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards. ---
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4022 And if you win you’ll get this shiny fiddle made of gold ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4476 "2021-03-22T17:38:21Z")
4023 And if you lose, the Devil gets your soul! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4477 "2021-03-22T19:18:19Z")
4024 The Devil opened up his case and he said, “I’ll start this show.” ---
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4025 And fire flew from his finger tips as he rosined up his bow ---
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4026 And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4480 "2021-03-23T08:02:17Z")
4027 Then a band of demons joined in, and it sounded something like this ---
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4028 When the Devil finished, Johnny said, "Well, you’re pretty good, old son, ---
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4029 But sit down in that chair right there, and let me show you how it’s done." ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4483 "2021-03-24T04:59:35Z")
4030 “Fire on the Mountain”. Run, boys, run! ---
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4031 The Devil’s in the house of the rising sun. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=223) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=225)