# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 225
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4485 "2021-03-24T12:29:53Z")
4032 Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4486 "2021-03-25T01:59:21Z")
4033 Granny does your dog bite, “No, child, no.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4487 "2021-03-25T03:56:23Z")
4034 The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4488 "2021-03-25T17:43:38Z")
4035 And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny’s feet. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4489 "2021-03-25T18:37:45Z")
4036 Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back, if you ever wanna try again, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4490 "2021-03-25T18:39:34Z")
4037 Cause I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I’m the best there’s ever been." ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4491 "2021-03-25T19:14:15Z")
4038 And he played: ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4492 "2021-03-25T20:42:20Z")
4039 Fire on the Mountain, run, boys, run ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4493 "2021-03-25T20:46:20Z")
404 Devil’s in the house of the Rising Sun ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4494 "2021-03-25T21:20:27Z")
4041 Chicken in the breadpan, picking out dough ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4495 "2021-03-26T03:19:35Z")
4042 Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4496 "2021-03-26T03:31:46Z")
4043 [Okay, what do we do next? That last one was mine, so it’s somebody else’s turn.] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4497 "2021-03-26T03:51:31Z")
4044 Is this the real life? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4498 "2021-03-26T04:14:46Z")
4045 Is this just fantasy? [Great choice!] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4499 "2021-03-26T04:39:04Z")
4046 Caught in a landslide ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4500 "2021-03-26T14:08:37Z")
4047 No escape from reality. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4501 "2021-03-26T16:33:19Z")
4048 Open your eyes ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4502 "2021-03-26T17:49:29Z")
4049 Look up to the skies and see ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4503 "2021-03-26T18:21:54Z")
4050 I’m just a poor boy ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4504 "2021-03-26T21:42:59Z")
4051 I need no sympathy [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=224) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=226)