# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 227
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4525 "2021-03-31T19:26:22Z")
4072 I don’t want to die, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4526 "2021-03-31T19:55:02Z")
4073 I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4527 "2021-03-31T19:56:38Z")
4074 I see a little silhouetto of a man, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4528 "2021-04-01T14:54:38Z")
4075 Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4529 "2021-04-01T16:39:53Z")
4076 Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening thing! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4530 "2021-04-02T00:27:09Z")
4077 (Galileo) Galileo ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4531 "2021-04-02T20:05:13Z")
4078 (Galileo) Galileo ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2021, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4532 "2021-04-02T22:14:57Z")
4079 Galileo Figaro ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4533 "2021-04-03T17:26:37Z")
4080 Magnifico-o-o-o! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2021, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4534 "2021-04-03T20:56:09Z")
4081 I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4535 "2021-04-04T00:00:21Z")
4082 He’s just a poor boy from a poor family ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4536 "2021-04-04T00:25:44Z")
4083 Spare him his life from this monstrosity ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4537 "2021-04-04T01:58:14Z")
4084 Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4538 "2021-04-04T03:21:01Z")
4085 Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4539 "2021-04-04T04:46:05Z")
4086 Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4540 "2021-04-04T18:24:41Z")
4087 Bismillah! We will not let you go (Let me go!) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4541 "2021-04-05T02:58:40Z")
4088 Will not let you go! (Let me go) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4542 "2021-04-05T07:06:32Z")
4089 Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go) ---
**Author:** ![midlifecrisis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/midlifecrisis/32/8047_2.png) [@midlifecrisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/midlifecrisis)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4543 "2021-04-05T11:40:54Z")
4090 No, no, no, no, no, no, no ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4544 "2021-04-05T14:21:37Z")
4091 Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go) [And welcome aboard, **midlifecrisis**!] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=226) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=228)