# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 231
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4605 "2021-04-16T23:00:44Z")
4152 And you keep thinkin’ that you’ll never get burnt (ha!) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4606 "2021-04-17T01:28:45Z")
4153 I just found me a brand new box of matches, yeah ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4607 "2021-04-17T07:37:20Z")
4154 And what he knows you ain’t had time to learn ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4608 "2021-04-17T12:31:04Z")
4155 These boots are made for walkin’ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4609 "2021-04-17T20:01:11Z")
4156 And that’s just what they’ll do ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4610 "2021-04-17T22:22:08Z")
4157 One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4611 "2021-04-18T01:45:20Z")
4158 Are you ready, boots? Start walkin’! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4612 "2021-04-18T06:46:54Z")
1. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4613 "2021-04-18T08:44:13Z")
1. Okay, where now? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4614 "2021-04-18T16:03:07Z")
4161 (Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit lonely ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4615 "2021-04-18T20:02:13Z")
4162 And you’re never coming 'round ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4616 "2021-04-19T01:21:45Z")
4163 (Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit tired ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4617 "2021-04-19T01:34:22Z")
4164 Of listening to the sound of my tears ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4618 "2021-04-19T01:40:32Z")
4165 (Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit nervous ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4619 "2021-04-19T02:26:08Z")
4166 That the best of all the years have gone by ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4620 "2021-04-19T08:10:54Z")
4167 (Turn around) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4621 "2021-04-19T17:43:20Z")
4168 And then I see the look in your eyes ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4622 "2021-04-19T18:27:15Z")
4169 (Turn around, bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4623 "2021-04-19T23:46:48Z")
4170 (Turn around, bright eyes) every now and then I fall apart ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2021, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4624 "2021-04-20T00:43:54Z")
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