# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 237
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4725 "2021-05-11T06:50:11Z")
4272 [And now for something a little similar:] When you’re down and troubled, ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4726 "2021-05-11T07:22:35Z")
4273 And you need some lovin’ care ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4727 "2021-05-11T14:27:40Z")
4274 And nothing, nothing is going right ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2021, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4728 "2021-05-11T21:52:58Z")
4275 Close your eyes and think of me ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4729 "2021-05-12T05:57:39Z")
4276 And soon I will be there ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2021, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4730 "2021-05-12T21:23:48Z")
4277 To brighten up even your darkest night ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4731 "2021-05-13T01:39:32Z")
4278 You just call out my name ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4732 "2021-05-13T03:01:00Z")
4279 And you know, wherever I am ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4733 "2021-05-13T08:52:30Z")
4280 I’ll come running to see you again ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2021, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4734 "2021-05-13T21:54:32Z")
4281 Winter, spring, summer or fall ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4735 "2021-05-14T03:17:58Z")
4282 All you have to do is call ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2021, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4736 "2021-05-14T22:23:40Z")
4283 And I’ll be there ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4737 "2021-05-15T00:49:31Z")
4284 You’ve got a friend ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4738 "2021-05-15T03:21:20Z")
4285 If the sky above you ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4739 "2021-05-15T11:21:19Z")
4286 Grows dark and full of clouds ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4740 "2021-05-15T20:02:46Z")
4287 And that old north wind begins to blow ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2021, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4741 "2021-05-15T20:48:24Z")
4288 Keep your head together ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2021, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4742 "2021-05-16T23:45:51Z")
4289 And call my name out loud ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2021, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4743 "2021-05-17T10:56:19Z")
4290 Soon you’ll hear me knocking at your door ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2021, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4744 "2021-05-18T00:55:24Z")
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