# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 239
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4765 "2021-05-26T03:58:21Z")
4312 Ain’t it good to know, you’ve got a friend? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4766 "2021-05-26T19:28:59Z")
4313 Ain’t it good to know, ain’t it good to know ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4767 "2021-05-26T20:38:31Z")
4314 Ain’t it good to know, you’ve got a friend? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4768 "2021-05-26T22:57:44Z")
4315 Oh, yeah, now, you’ve got a friend ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4769 "2021-05-27T01:52:12Z")
4316 Yeah, baby, you’ve got a friend ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4770 "2021-05-27T03:08:35Z")
4317 Oh, yeah, you’ve got a friend ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4771 "2021-05-27T06:19:12Z")
4318 What’s next? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2021, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4772 "2021-05-29T00:19:36Z")
4319 I read a note my grandma wrote, Back in 1923 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2021, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4773 "2021-05-29T06:35:42Z")
4320 Grandpa kept it in his coat ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2021, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4774 "2021-05-29T08:02:36Z")
4321 And he showed it once to me ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2021, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4775 "2021-05-29T15:45:02Z")
4322 He said, "Boy, you might not understand ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4776 "2021-05-29T18:35:11Z")
4323 But a long long time ago ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4777 "2021-05-30T00:23:12Z")
4324 Grandma’s daddy didn’t like me none ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4778 "2021-05-30T03:51:30Z")
4325 But I loved your grandma so ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4779 "2021-05-30T09:15:35Z")
4326 We had this crazy plan to meet ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2021, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4780 "2021-05-30T20:14:08Z")
4327 And run away together ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4781 "2021-05-31T00:00:44Z")
4328 Get married in the first town ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4782 "2021-05-31T18:57:26Z")
4329 We came to and live forever ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4783 "2021-05-31T19:59:01Z")
4330 But nailed to the tree ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4784 "2021-06-01T00:26:31Z")
4331 Where we were supposed to meet instead [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=238) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=240)