# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 243
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4845 "2021-06-16T05:46:54Z")
4392 Yeah, I’m a rocket ship on my way to Mars ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4846 "2021-06-16T05:47:49Z")
4393 On a collision course ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4847 "2021-06-16T05:50:25Z")
4394 I am a satellite I’m out of control ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4848 "2021-06-16T05:54:15Z")
4395 I am a sex machine ready to reload ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4849 "2021-06-16T11:05:31Z")
4396 Like an atom bomb about to ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2021, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4850 "2021-06-17T04:48:50Z")
4397 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2021, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4851 "2021-06-17T10:46:26Z")
4398 I’m burnin’ through the sky, yeah ---
**Author:** ![midlifecrisis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/midlifecrisis/32/8047_2.png) [@midlifecrisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/midlifecrisis)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2021, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4852 "2021-06-17T11:07:27Z")
4399 200 degrees ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2021, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4853 "2021-06-17T17:18:17Z")
4400 That’s why they call me Mister Fahrenheit [and welcome to the thread, **midlifecrisis**!] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2021, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4854 "2021-06-18T05:14:45Z")
4401 I’m travelling at the speed of light [Welcome from me also!] ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2021, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4855 "2021-06-18T06:23:08Z")
4402 I wanna make a supersonic woman of you ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2021, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4856 "2021-06-18T19:53:04Z")
4403 Don’t stop me, don’t stop me ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4857 "2021-06-19T02:30:32Z")
4404 Don’t stop me, hey, hey, hey ---
**Author:** ![Paracosm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@Paracosm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paracosm)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4858 "2021-06-21T09:48:46Z")
1. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4859 "2021-06-21T10:02:03Z")
ISWYDT, but those aren’t true numbers. Welcome to the thread anyway. 4405 Don’t stop me, don’t stop me ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_was\_in\_Saudi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Paul\_was\_in\_Saudi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_was_in_Saudi)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4860 "2021-06-21T10:08:34Z")
4406 . ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4861 "2021-06-21T14:46:34Z")
4407 Ooh, ooh, ooh, I like it ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4862 "2021-06-21T22:36:34Z")
4408 Don’t stop me, don’t stop me ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4863 "2021-06-22T02:43:55Z")
4409 Have a good time, good time ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4864 "2021-06-22T07:24:49Z")
4410 Don’t stop me, don’t stop me, ah [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=242) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653.md?page=244)