# Count To A Million Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653 "2018-09-02T18:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 245
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2021, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4885 "2021-06-27T05:24:36Z")
4431 Yes, I’m havin’ a good time ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4886 "2021-06-30T00:08:02Z")
4432 I don’t want to stop at all ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4887 "2021-06-30T06:39:09Z")
4433 [I’m totally lost after switching computers.] ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4888 "2021-06-30T06:42:38Z")
4434 [That’s okay. I think we’re done with “Don’t Stop Me Now.” Something new, and a hint: it’s “Where’ve You Been,” by Kathy Mattea. Another nice, sappy country song that has nothing to do with hurtin’ and cheatin’.] Claire had all but given up, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4889 "2021-06-30T07:06:08Z")
4435 When she and Edwin fell in love ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4890 "2021-06-30T07:25:07Z")
4436 She touched his face and shook her head, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4891 "2021-06-30T20:19:03Z")
4437 In disbelief she sighed and said ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4892 "2021-07-01T00:55:47Z")
4438 "In many dreams I’ve held you near, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4893 "2021-07-01T06:39:51Z")
4439 Now at last you’re really here" ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4894 "2021-07-01T06:41:27Z")
4440 “Where’ve you been?” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4895 "2021-07-01T06:57:34Z")
4441 I’ve looked for you forever and a day ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2021, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4896 "2021-07-03T00:19:54Z")
4442 “Where’ve you been?” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2021, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4897 "2021-07-03T04:37:35Z")
4443 I’m just not myself when you’re away ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2021, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4898 "2021-07-03T06:02:50Z")
4444 He asked her for her hand for life, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2021, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4899 "2021-07-03T12:11:39Z")
4445 Then she became a salesman’s wife ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4900 "2021-07-04T05:02:34Z")
4446 He was home each night by eight, ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4901 "2021-07-04T14:38:10Z")
4447 And she thought, hey that’s great! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4902 "2021-07-04T16:05:46Z")
4448 But one stormy evening he was late ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2021, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4903 "2021-07-04T21:07:07Z")
4449 Her frightened tears fell to the floor, ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2021, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/count-to-a-million-thread/820653/4904 "2021-07-05T02:40:06Z")
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